Gift Guide 2019: Okay, Now I'm Embarrassed

This is, without any doubt, the stupidest gift suggestion I've ever posted.

On the other hand, if you're like me you probably know someone who's obsessed with certain fast food chains. Yes, I do know a White Castle fanatic. And this ugly sweater is probably the perfect present for him.

Turns out that almost every fast food chain has an online store. I promise you that every object they sell is pretty cringe-inducing. At KFC you can buy fireplace logs that will make your house smell like fried chicken. MacDonald's, of course, has an entire line of products, including a jolly holiday sweater.

They're selling out fast: if you want Red Lobster's Ugly Sweater you're already too late (it's probably that insulated pocket that made it so popular). Sad though it may be, you undoubtedly know someone who would get a good laugh from one of these gifts.